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New Ted Bear 8" R-Rated Plush In Assorted Design 5 Phrases

  • Brand: Ted
  • Product Code: 322481163389
  • Availability: In Stock
  • $19.99

  • Ex Tax: $19.99

New Ted Bear 8" R-Rated Plush In Assorted Design 5 Phrases

(Explicit Language)

  • Official Licensed Product
  • This listing is for only one piece and you will receive any one from assorted design. (Please email us choice may be available)

Official Licensed Ted Movie

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This item has features and themes that are for adults only. Ages 18 and up. Recommended for mature collectors.

  • Not your average teddy bear!
  • He's the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane'sTedfilm.
  • This Ted Talking Plush says some raunchy stuff.
  • Speaks 5 phrases, including the Thunder Song!
Sweet and innocent? This Ted R-Rated 8-Inch Talking Plush features the whimsical wonder of Seth MacFarlane'sTedfilm. He'll keep you entertained for hours! Ted looks so cute and innocent, but he's really nothing of the sort. In fact, he's quite the raunchy little guy when he starts saying stuff. You'd never expect it from a teddy bear, but that just goes to show that you can't judge a book by its cover! You'll love this 8-inch Ted Plush, even if he does say some bawdy clips fromTed.You cannot change the batteries in Ted as they are irreplaceable. They should last about 3,000 hits. Ages 18 and up.



The R-rated version of the Talking Ted Plush speaks 5 phrases from theTedmovie (subject to change):

"Yeah, I mean, y-you know when you sewed me up you put some of the stuffing in the wrong places so I'm-I'm a little f@!#ed up, but will you take care of me for ever and ever?... Aha! I'm just kidding you! I thought it'd be funny if you thought I was f@!#ing retarded."

"You ever hear a Boston girl have an orgasm? 'Oh yeah! Oh yeah! Harder! Harder! Oh, God, that was so good! Now I'm gonna stuff my f@!#in' face with Pepperidge Farm.'"
"Well you never should've trusted me. I'm on drugs!"
"Alright c'mon, let's sing the Thunder Song. When you hear the sound of thunder, don't you get too scared. Just grab your Thunder Buddy and say these magic words: F@!# you, Thunder! You can suck my d@!#. You can't get me, Thunder, 'cause you're just God's farts (makes fart noise)."
"Oh f@!# that, it's been 4 years, Johnny! You and me have been together for 27 years. Where's my ring, huh? Where's my ring, @!#hole? Where's my ring, mother f@!#er? Put it on my fuzzy finger, you f@!#! C'mon!"


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Item Specifics
Character Family Talking Ted
Recommended Age Range 18+
Brand ted
Gender Unisex
UPC 022286958417

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